Alchemy is different from other watering holes. It's a place to relax, sip a fine drink, and enjoy one another's company. As such, we've set a few guidelines to make everyone's experience a bit more pleasurable.
Keep your mind open to new experiences.
Please dress sharply and speak easy. Mind your manners.
Do refrain from talking on your telephone inside the bar.
No flash photography.
Please be patient. Quality cocktails take time. And love.
Gentlemen, be so good as to remove your hats.
If you must smoke, leave your cirrhosis at the table and take your cancer out the back door. Full re-entry required.
Gentlemen will not approach ladies. If you'd like to make someone's acquaintance, please ask the bartender to introduce you.
Speak easy and enjoy.
Do you know the secret password?
Our drink menu is only a list of recommendations, a guide to assist if you're not sure what to order.
Our alchemists can suggest many more concoctions than we could possibly list here, so don't hesitate to ask for guidance.
Michter’s American Whiskey KY
Michter’s Straight Rye KY
Michter’s Bourbon Whiskey KY
Angel’s Envy Bourbon Whiskey KY
Hudson Corn Whiskey NY
Hudson Single Malt Whiskey NY
Hudson Baby Bourbon NY
Hudson Rye NY
Hudson Four Grains Whiskey NY
St George Single Malt Whiskey CA
Spicebox Spiced Whiskey CA
Berkshire Bourbon Whiskey CA
Tap 357 Maple Rye CA
Bluecoat American Dry
St George Dry Rye
St George Botanivore
Broker’s London Dry
Wild Shot Mezcal
Peat Monster Blended Malt Scotch Whiskey
Spice Tree Malt Scotch Whiskey
Orangerie Scotch Whiskey
Highland Park 18 Single Malt
Balvenie 15 Single Malt
Advocaat Egg Liqueur
Dow’s Ruby Porto
King’s Ginger Liqueur
Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur
Pimm’s No. 1
Praline Pecan Liqueur
Root Herb & Cane Liqueur
St. Germaine Elderflower Liqueur
Vya Sweet Vermouth Aperitif
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Patrick “8th Floor” Ake
The 8th Floor Alchemist - This man puts the Full Metal in this Alchemist crew. 8th Floor can be found around town with a beautiful blonde and a high roller attitude. If you ask him what he is drinking, you'll never hear the end of it. Short answer... with this guy, there is no short answer. Try the gin.
Michael “Pretty Dick” Pelt
The Pretty Alchemist - All the ladies want to know, is it really pretty? And yes, his cocktail is the prettiest. “Try the Manhattan. No really, try the Manhattan!” From the Newark to the Red Hook, this man knows his Manhattans.
Kevin “Hashtag” Emmanuel
The Hashtag - How did Kevin burn his tongue? He started drinking cocktails before they were cool. If you're looking for a true classic, this hip “old soul” is the king of the old fashioned. If you want smoke, salt, or spicy, Hashtag has the recipe.
Evan “Boyo” Bown
The Boyo Alchemist - Don't be fooled by his baby-faced looks, this man packs a punch. A mean whimsy punch, that is. Boyo wouldn't hurt a fly, unless that fly challenged his cocktails. Then it's legs-up for that fly.
Brittany “Dream Crusher” Callens
The Dream Crusher Alchemist- Are you looking for Vodka? Not in this joint! Did you want to take a picture? Don't even think about a flash. Crusher is the queen of enforcement. “Without rules, we're animals!” Although Crusher may be a full time animal.
Our drink menu is only a list of recommendations, a guide to assist if you're not sure what to order. Our alchemists can suggest many more concoctions than we could possibly list here, so don't hesitate to ask for guidance.
1122 Thomasville Road
Tallahassee, Florida 32303
Telephone: 850 727 8803
Thursday - Saturday
7 p.m. - 2 a.m
Please see the doorman or bartender at Midtown Filling Station for further instructions regarding the secret entry.